Friend #1: "I put it all on red bro."
Friend #2: "What do you mean?"
Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."
Friend #2: "What'd she say?"
Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."
Friend #2: "What do you mean?"
Friend #1: "I asked my coworker out."
Friend #2: "What'd she say?"
Friend #1: "She hasn't opened my message yet. I'm starting to think this was a crack dream..."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 24, 2024
Get the Put it all on redmug. Reddi-Wip
Reddi-Wip, with its iconic Red and White Can, designed in 1954, became a product celebrity and made Mr. Lapin famous, too
by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023
Get the Red and White Canmug. The act of sounding a penis with a small bottle of hot sauce, then emptying it’s contents into the urethra right before ejaculation and removing the bottle. This causes the ejaculant to mix with the hot sauce, causing a burning euphoric orgasm that can last up to 20 minutes.
“Did you hear the President last night? Sounded like a red hot Russian was giving him a red hot rattlesnake.”
by YBTEXAS May 29, 2018
Get the Red hot rattlesnakemug. the best friend you could ever have. Reds are cool and funny and will always be there for you. if you're lucky enough to meet a red you will want to be besties for life because they are just awesome in every way
by asakusa kinnie June 16, 2021
Get the Redmug. by yourlocalchildmuncher October 21, 2022
Get the Clifford the buff red dogmug. 
by cheesecube November 28, 2023
Get the red plaid shirtmug.