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by SheepSeller May 11, 2021

cum cal

(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.

I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.

by cjezioro September 25, 2010

hersheys cum bucket

when you slap someone with a fish

ima hit him with a hersheys cum bucket

by mmmm chez burger November 7, 2022

Cum Hands

A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.

Last night me and Dillon came at the exact same time, we had to do Cum Hands after!

by AlexJonesInDisguise July 23, 2020

Hitler cum

hitlers cum -mace crawshaw

“Hitler cum is delicious”

by Man344 February 3, 2025

Cum-Shot

When a male or female ejaculates at a certain spot.

That was a nice cum-shot

by The Largest Cum stain July 11, 2018

cum stains banies

a very large muscle man with a 3 inch perma slagging being black cock

oh get ready for a cum stains banies you sexy fuck

by Banies bum December 22, 2019