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No Nut November

where people can't bang each other because of no nut November. also no hub.
Hey, Timmy, wanna watch the hub?
No, it's No Nut November
by EmmettDChad November 1, 2023
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Macho Nut

Macho Nut

(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.

This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.

To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:

“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
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Nut

Harambee = Haramfly = Haramwalk
by knoodlezz August 25, 2016
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Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sack

Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019
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Left Nut

The left nut is much stronger then right nut. The left nut does all the work.
Bro the left nut is so strong
by hitlers dad February 23, 2022
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Nut Account

typically private Instagram account in which the use is to follow scandalous or explicit accounts. Not wanting to appear in the main account. in the use to nut to the pictures posted.
Dude my nut account is a certified nut I never use Porn now!!!!
by hoodwinters January 27, 2021
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Cocos nut

Whenever you Stick a coconut into a girls butthole and finish inside said coconut
Bro I just did the cocos nut inside this girl
by The-MudPuddler November 3, 2021
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