A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!
Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.
by QuacksO December 4, 2018
Get the fart-detecting compoundmug. by tino francis May 1, 2009
Get the mash fartmug. When someone is obese and let's out a big wet jelly-like texture fart with a little bit of turd coming out
by bigboijohnny69 September 26, 2023
Get the Gelatonin fartmug. Person 1: Yeah I was baking him and he ain’t have nothing to say
Person 2: You sucked a fart out his booty for real.
Person 1: Yeah, I’m Sucking Fart Out Ya Booty.
Person 2: You sucked a fart out his booty for real.
Person 1: Yeah, I’m Sucking Fart Out Ya Booty.
by therealestrealnig January 6, 2022
Get the Sucking Fart Out Ya Bootymug. Tasty fart bubbles, bubbling in your stomach! Poops are now more tastier! Crunchy Fart bubbles and delicious vomit dog poop butthole sauce!
For example, 'Hey Mark! Your fart bubble was so delicious! I usually drink my dog poop's gross buttholes, but yours was delicious!'
Fart Bubbles, with more dog poop!
Fart Bubbles, with more dog poop!
by KillinShiba July 20, 2022
Get the Fart Bubblesmug. by peen farter June 3, 2023
Get the Peen Fartmug. by Xrparmy June 12, 2025
Get the Fart Homiemug.