Idaho Corn Cum Festival

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.

Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"

by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025

Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.

“Dude, last night was wild—I didn’t even realize I dropped a cum grenade until I pulled the wrapper out and it was bone dry.”

by Say when July 20, 2025

Extendo Release Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.

I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.

by Say when July 20, 2025

Cum for the border

When you nut in a girl's mouth and squirt a packet of taco bell sauce in it before she swallows.

Donna asked me to cum for the border tonight.

by Allsax July 26, 2025

Cum Chum

When a partner is used as bait to gain the attention of another person

He sent her off to talk to him as cum chum to get an invite to a party

by OI.Michael August 6, 2025

cum cleaver

when the male or female cum on a cleaver and use it as a cum toy as they cut through there vigina/cock

emily used the cum cleaver on herself!

by the cum cleaver sleeper meeper August 11, 2025

cum laden

heavily loaded or weighed down.

My balls were cum laden after 3 weeks of abstinence.

by de-pube August 20, 2025