bowl of cheese

The bowl of cheese has been the most ancient and beautiful artifact found in Egypt. As you get to know it you will be blown away by its grace and amazing Ness. With all said it is the BEST.

Omg this bowl of cheese is priceless

by The definitionor January 10, 2018

cheese larva

A gross, slightly discolored penis

Ew he has a cheese larva.

by DildoDaggins69 October 19, 2015

Cheese Grater

When someone rubs a penis and or dildo up and down on a person's six pack.

That man's abs are perfect for the cheese grater.

by sexi mexi6969 January 7, 2011

YN SWISS CHEESE

A sexual act where you slap slices of Swiss cheese onto someone’s face, typically in a kinky or humorous context, then ejaculate on them, with the cheese’s holes creating a patterned effect on the cumshot.

Example: “Things got freaky with my partner last night—we tried a YN Swiss Cheese and couldn’t stop cracking up at the cheesy chaos!”

by A. Miller September 20, 2025

Cheese Wizzing

Taking a piss while in the act of grilled cheesing

Halford says "Hey Rocky! were your Cheese Wizzing when you pissed all over the seat today at Taco Bell?"

by Scott "Just Scott" K January 6, 2009

Cheese lung

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.

girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!

by jigsaw42 July 20, 2012

cheese churne

An unclean penis that constantly omits a cheesy odour.

I'm cancelling Amsterdam Pete, your cheese churner smells shocking.

by shockin burt June 23, 2017