These are very tricky...will love you for real...but its just to get you to knock them up....Once you get them preg. they will become a digger....See they will fuck the relationship up so that you cant be togather but and they will drag you to court and suck you dry for 18 years....Sometimes the relationship does not fall apart and you stay togather but life sucks togather....but atleast you have beautiful child.....
by Big J. December 14, 2006
Get the Babi momma wanna mug.In ancient Norwegian history there was a story of a troll so ugly no other troll or anything of nature would touche it. This troll than went to a Norwegian Viking Metal Festivial. It met the most beautiful viking metalist it had ever saw. The troll tried talking to the man but the man refused to such a hidous creature. The troll than became very angry, and we all know when trolls get angry: They get HORNY! So the troll than went in the mans trailer which in that time was a wagon with 2 oxens. She filled the vikings gaunlet (because vikings drank from gaunlets at the time) with booze. She than hid under the vikings rock-like bed. Very thirsty the man than drank the whole gauntlet. He became very drunk. Than the troll leaped out from under the bed and became walking towards the viking. The viking saw the most beautifullest tree he had ever seen (because in those times vikings dated trees) They began to express their love for each other. The viking than started to have anal sex with the troll. Being very very turned on the troll than took it's hand and shoved it up the vikings ass. In this process troll fungus leaked out from her fingernails. It was a long night for those too. The viking than woke up the next morning. He procedeed to the bathroom to take some herbs for he had an extreme headache. All of a sudden he had the most strangest feeling in his stomach. He rushed over to the toliet and pulled his furrs down. He was screaming in agony as his vowels pushed out whatever was in his rectum. After about a half an hour of this unbelieveable pain he herd something crying. He pulled up his furrs and look in the toliet. He saw the most hidious thing in his entire life. He than looked in his rock bed to find the mother of this hidious creature lieing in his bed smoking a racoon. "YOUR THE FATHER OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NORWEGIAN ASS BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN!" she said.
That fatefull night for generations and generations every norwegian man must suffer the pain of giving birth to an Norwegian Ass Baby once in his life.
That fatefull night for generations and generations every norwegian man must suffer the pain of giving birth to an Norwegian Ass Baby once in his life.
by Killa Chris December 9, 2008
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2.) The illegitimate spawn of Satan.
3.) The Anti-Christ in baby doll form
4.) Mrs. Simpson's child.
2.) The illegitimate spawn of Satan.
3.) The Anti-Christ in baby doll form
4.) Mrs. Simpson's child.
by Realist for Hire? October 3, 2005
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When your significant other is mad and says what the hell is your problem? then you say "Twinkle Twinkle baby"
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Get the twinkle twinkle baby mug.The grandmother of your biological child, when the child isn't legally yours. Put simply: the mother of a baby momma.
A famous example of a baby momma momma in pop culture is Ms. Jackson, from the song of the same name written by Outkast.
A famous example of a baby momma momma in pop culture is Ms. Jackson, from the song of the same name written by Outkast.
1) I brought my kid to my baby momma momma's house. He loves his grandma.
In pop culture:
"Yeah, this one right here goes out to all the baby's mommas, mommas... mommas, mommas, baby mommas" - Outkast, "Ms. Jackson"
"I rap so vicious but I talk so politely / Never met a baby momma momma who don't like me" - J. Cole, "The Autograph"
In pop culture:
"Yeah, this one right here goes out to all the baby's mommas, mommas... mommas, mommas, baby mommas" - Outkast, "Ms. Jackson"
"I rap so vicious but I talk so politely / Never met a baby momma momma who don't like me" - J. Cole, "The Autograph"
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Get the baby momma momma mug.A person, particularly gamer, that gets angry at things that they should have no reason to get angry about. They then proceed to cry and complain about seemingly nothing for too long and this makes them extremely annoying to be around. They can be enraged further by making crying noises or treating them like a child.
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