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Penis

Somthing that can get hard at times u dont want it to and can be stuck inside any hole
Most guys have a penisssss.
by Lil..zoe November 20, 2019
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Penis genuis

Someone who is very erotically efficient with male genitalia
I was with a penis genuis last night. Unbelievable!!
by Bush breath January 13, 2021
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Penis Constant

The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"
Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!
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vons penis

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7
"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"
by kazzysbf March 14, 2021
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Penis

I have a penis
by Chase222232 July 28, 2021
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Pacifier Penis

A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier
After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.

After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
by Littleman2471 August 5, 2023
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Penis and Balls

Things that are attached to a man that women love to suck ,eat , slurp, and touch. Especially high schoolers that started birth control at a young age. A penis can fit into a condom.
The penis and balls are a males reproductive parts.
by ILOVEBURGERKING January 28, 2025
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