Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'

Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis

by Tyler Sla January 14, 2025

bitch ass penis

when your girl be cheating on you and letting other guys give her anal

best friend: hey why is your girl such a bitch ass penis wipe
me: i dont really know

by its ye boi mr krabbs May 08, 2020

semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.

Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

Skinless penis

Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.

I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.

by Charles Reed March 31, 2018

Penis friends

Friends that have seen each others penises on more than one occasion, and thus their friendship has gotten stronger. Once you’re penis friends with someone, nothing you do together involving the penis is considered gay.

Hey did you know that Cameron and Zack were penis friends?

Woah really? They must be real chill

by Invertedguy44 October 16, 2023

Penis Clubber

The act of hitting your partner in the face with a penis and making seal noises.

Dude I felt like a cop the way I penis clubber ‘d her.

by ChuckSchumer March 01, 2025

Penis Injectro

The mighty super penis Injectro is here to save lives one coochie at a time!

Omg is that a bird?A plane? no, for it is Penis Injectro

by YeeYeeSkeeSkee420 September 16, 2023