Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!
by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018
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"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."
by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018
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Get the swing nut mug.A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
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by H311o January 30, 2023
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Macho Nut
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
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