a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
by michael foolsley January 22, 2022
Get the i can't eat FIRE ! mug.They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".
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Get the i love you katrina mug."Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.
Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.
A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.
Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."
"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."
Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.
Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."
"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."
Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
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Peighton: Good night levi, I Love You!
Levi: uhh thanks
Peighton: aren't you going to say I love you back?!
Levi: umm I'm not comfortable saying that yet.
Peighton: SAY IT!
Levi: I uhh.... I opposite hate you. 😃
Levi: uhh thanks
Peighton: aren't you going to say I love you back?!
Levi: umm I'm not comfortable saying that yet.
Peighton: SAY IT!
Levi: I uhh.... I opposite hate you. 😃
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