wonker nugget

A person who is ridiculous and deserves to be called names

A delicious food made by tiny Mexicans that tastes as good as Gods tears

Oh my gosh KG, I cannot believe you think you are cooler than me! You can be such a wonker nugget sometimes.

by creater of wonker nuggets November 21, 2010

Wonka Chute

another term for yer bum hole

He's going down the Wonka Chute tonight

by willywonk'dya July 21, 2011

Woncthing

To brush one's hair with a cat brush.

Tommy was in the corner Woncthing his fair hair.

by CoconutHead August 10, 2012

Wockenfahts

Wockenfahts or Wahkenfahts is when you fart once for every step you take also known as popcorn farts or walking farts

Someone's got a case of the wockenfahts!!!

by ztumhcs September 10, 2013

Wonk

Lame, stupid, pathetic, not cool. The opposite of "Chill".

Z: Did you see that? That's way wonk.
G: I know, dude. So not chill!

by iiiggg1 November 27, 2014

Wonk

Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.

Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"

by Dav131 December 2, 2014

Wonker Jonker

Phrase meaning fucked up or janky object, place or being. Also used as wonky jonky, wonky jonk, or wonker jonkers. Originating in Columbus, Ohio

The soap dispenser is all wonker jonkers.

by e you know June 30, 2016