When it rains it pours

This means that your boyfriend smells and doesn't shower

"when it rains it pours Gavin"

by Ekmma February 27, 2020

She'll be some pup when her tail grows

Donegal Slang for " She/he is doing well/will do well

Or

She is hot.

"See that Nicola? She'll be some pup when her tail grows"

by Jaime_the_ledge March 26, 2009

Me when i see logan 🙋 ♂️

celebrated every day especially on April 20

Me when i see logan 🙋 ♂️ is 1945 germany based

by Vengeance_💀 May 19, 2023

shut ur mouth when your talking to me

It means that you don’t want someone to speak to you.

Person #1: I don’t care
Victim #1: well did you hear…
Person #1: shut ur mouth when your talking to me.
Victim #1: *proceeds to feel offended*

by Lillie123 <3 October 9, 2023

When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

by Bad C dev August 14, 2022

look at my own arse when I shit

When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.

'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'

by Davethefan August 9, 2015

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by anonymous March 14, 2022