Vag Shrapnel

The result of having sex with a woman whilst unaware that she is on her period; though she may or may not be aware of the fact.

person 1: Man, my boxers are covered in Vag Shrapnel.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.

by luyox November 14, 2009

Vag Thumb

A condition and distinct feeling that follows a full night of thumb insertion into a woman’s vagina or vag hole. The thumb is typically used when dealing with satisfying loose women and/or to replace remaining fingers and avoid strain; also referred to as thumb tendonitis caused by the vag

KB woke up with nasty case of vag thumb after spending the night with that easy hispanic chick he picked up at the bar; he wasnt able to text or update his Bieber fan blog for hours

by ShawtyValdez September 14, 2010

vag-tag

A vag-tag is a tattoo on woman's vagina. It is most commonly found on cheap porn stars, dumb models (therefore all models), and sad old clown hookers.

Man 1: I was about to totally wreck this cougar, but then I saw it.
Man 2: Saw what?
Man 1: HER VAG-TAG!

by Kellyrippa December 3, 2011

Vag mouth

The worst affliction known to man, when you wake up the morning after a heavy night out with a bird beside you and your breath stinks of vag. Cases of phantom vag mouth have also been reported, when you don't actually go down a bird but you still wake up with vag mouth.

David awoke with an almighty Big Bertha next him and could smell his vag mouth.

by Thebirdpuller January 1, 2014

gatling vag

Gatling Vag: What a woman has if she gives birth to triplets or more and/or has an excessive number of children.

I say: Man, These quintuplets are killing me! And my wife is pregnant again with triplets!

You say: Wow, she must have a gatling vag

by Phoenixfire1 February 9, 2014

Vag Head

When you suck her dry while she gives you head

DAmn my girlfriend and I did Vag Head

by Gape-Nation October 26, 2016

Ponging Vag

1. When one devours you with the disgusting odour of their vagina.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.

Her: Baby i want you to go down on me tonight!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!

by bathion January 16, 2008