blue thunder

An appropriate term for Viagra.

The crazy old Texan Vietnam vet we gave an MRI to today asked if we could put in a porn for him to watch during the scan. To which I responded "no sir we need minimal movement from you for optimal results". He said "Don't worry son, I haven't had my blue thunder today yet."

by fjordy December 28, 2005

thunder chunky

A hot male or female with a sexy body that you want to slam against rapidly.

Yo Padre..you're one fine thunder chunky. Wanna slam?

by chunky mama July 18, 2006

Thunder Butt

the fat guy at the pound in homeward bound

sassy (the cat): "this way thunder butt"

by Ty54 May 31, 2009

Thunder throne

When a chick is giving you a blumpkin and after you shove her face in the toilet.

Chick 1: hey so my asshole boyfriend did a thunder throne on me...
Chick 2: oh haha how was it?
Chick 1: shitty..

Guy 1: hey man so my gf was giving me a blumpkin and I pulled a thunder throne on her.
Guy 2: nice bro!!!
*guys high five*

by Laker_boy October 15, 2011

Thunderass

A woman whose ass is so huge that when she walks her assclap sounds like thunder.

Hey Jim, here comes ole thunderass, man you can hear and see her coming from a mile away!

by Ned-the-wino December 27, 2008

thunder-tap

To pound pussy real hard and fairly slow. Thunder-tapping has a lot of impact and makes a girl feel light-headed with pleasure and goodness.

"I thunder-tapped that bitch until she couldn't even remember her own name."

by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006

Thunder Queef

A woman who has had so much sex that when she queefs it rumbles like thunder; a sound that echoes and vibrates in the air like thunder, often produced from a woman who is sexually promiscuous or loose.

"Dude, what was that sound?" "Dude, it just came from Thunder Queef!"

"Its sound was so amazingly disgusting, I thought that it was a thunder queef."

by Rocky the Squirrel April 1, 2008