A Tortiham

A hamster that wants to be a Tortle or just a word you can call someone that wants to be a different thing and they will have no idea, of course, you can also scream the word when you're at the airport the laundry drier

Person 1- You're a Tortiham
Person 2- What??
Person 1- None of your darn business

by Lizzy the dino May 6, 2020

Midnight Tortettis

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.

My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.

by Brandoine May 18, 2020

Lil torta

Lil torta is the goat and the cutest guy ever, and can steal anyone’s girl. He says “small dick big dreams” but he has the longest pp ever no cap.

Hey look it’s lil torta

by The_lil_torta October 9, 2020

confuzzled tortilla

it is a confused tortilla

i am a confuzzled tortilla

by that gay bish October 27, 2020

kentucky tortilla

When you kneel next to a woman who is laying down and roll her floppy tit around your dick and fuck it. Add sour cream by cuming on the other tit.

I gave that old woman a Kentucky tortilla last night

by anonymous November 18, 2020

pop tort

A miniature flatulence, not quite loud or stinky.

Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop tort mid-nut shtylllllll

by type69diabetes May 18, 2021

Clapped tortoise

When someone is so clapped that they look worse than a tortoise

Abbie is a clapped tortoise

by Sandleradam20 June 15, 2021