Traffic

A term used to describe something gay

1: Dude, my mom said I can’t go to the movie
2: Damn, that’s such traffic

by Traffic’s for gays April 6, 2018

Traffuck

Being stuck in stand still traffic, usually at rush hour in major metro areas

I was in a hurry to get home but instead got traffucked

by Buckrog February 7, 2019

TRAFFICTUOUS

When traffic is at a high and/or bumper to bumper on the roads.

We're not leaving yet, Margie. Its extremely traffictuous out at this our

by Mctitty mcfry June 4, 2019

Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green

Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"

by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019

Traffic Jam

When you engage in sex trafficking and decide to spread Hartley's Jam on your victim

"Hey Bill how's the kid?"
"He's fine Gary, I just got into a traffic jam".

by GaryMcDingle November 20, 2019

Traffucked

When your plans or something gets fucked because of traffic

I'm traffucked, can't make in time to the party

by Yesmylord December 21, 2019

teaify

to make a liquid into tea

Guy #1: "Wanna go hang out?"
Guy #2: "Sure just let me teaify some water real quick."

by hgytrefd January 30, 2020