One who tries to be a hard ass, but everyone else thinks is an idiot because of what he does.
"a guy that parks his not that sweet of a car on the towns main street car wash and hand washes or shammies it with his shirt off, bumping his stereo system."
"a guy that parks his not that sweet of a car on the towns main street car wash and hand washes or shammies it with his shirt off, bumping his stereo system."
by Brandon T September 7, 2006
Get the Tool Bag mug.Wow, when Jon Burgess calls himself lil jon and does the morning announcements, it is only proof of him being a tool warehouse/
by Smiddy7705 May 15, 2006
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The aura given off by someone who displays extreme tool-ish behavior. Tool Bag Swag is hard to attain, as only the kings of douchebagery exemplify this quality. People who wear nothing but Polo, rediculous oversized sunglasses, and flat brimmed tool or 59fifty hats have this. Tool bag swag describes the ultimate tool's way of life.
Joe displays his Tool Bag Swag as he lifts up his Polo T-Shirt to flash girls his abdominals in the hallway.
by TheSharpestBluntObject June 1, 2011
Get the Tool Bag Swag mug.by Ho Train October 23, 2002
Get the Tool Box mug.In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.
"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)
by SM Creeker March 19, 2009
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1. Most commonly known as the work place.
2. A place where you are required to interact
with "tools", see tool , who think that they
know what they are doing but really have no
damn clue.
3. A place where you are far more intelligent than
everyone around you and constantly must
fight the urge to "slap the stupid" out of each of
the tools around you- including management.
4. Also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.
1. Most commonly known as the work place.
2. A place where you are required to interact
with "tools", see tool , who think that they
know what they are doing but really have no
damn clue.
3. A place where you are far more intelligent than
everyone around you and constantly must
fight the urge to "slap the stupid" out of each of
the tools around you- including management.
4. Also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.
Phone rings:
Father: Hello?
Daughter: Hey Daddy, whats up?
Father: Ugh...nothing. I'm in friggin' tool-hell.
Daughter: Ohhh...that sucks.
Father: Hello?
Daughter: Hey Daddy, whats up?
Father: Ugh...nothing. I'm in friggin' tool-hell.
Daughter: Ohhh...that sucks.
by greencat February 5, 2010
Get the Tool-hell mug.When calling someone a "tool" or "tool bag" just does'nt quite define that person. Tool Chest encompases all that is
defined under "tool" and then some.
If you have ever called someone multiple names including "tool," simply replace all said names with "Tool Chest."
defined under "tool" and then some.
If you have ever called someone multiple names including "tool," simply replace all said names with "Tool Chest."
Person 1:
"Brad is such a Douche bag Loser who needs to be punched in his fat head!"
Person 2:
"Brad is a Tool Chest."
"Brad is such a Douche bag Loser who needs to be punched in his fat head!"
Person 2:
"Brad is a Tool Chest."
by Ridge727 May 9, 2012
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