Jacking off

Jacking off is when you put lotion on your dick and rub it with your hands until you moan and cum

I'm jacking off my 7inch while typing this
Shit I just cummed it felt really good tho

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

off the cob

out of place; weird

Julie? Yeah, I know her. She seems a little off the cob, don't you think?

by Wolfram Bowser November 15, 2012

Chomp Off

v. to abruptly end someone's sentence by talking over them.The action is usually received as an act of hostility.

Originated in Atlanta, Ga.

Person A: "I didn't know that was the rest of the...
Person B:"Just shut the fuck up. You don't know shit, that's your fucking problem. You're a stupid trick."
Person A: ...
Person C: DAMN! chomp off!

-end scene-

by buddahluva February 18, 2011

Flashing off

A girl showing off her body

That model
Is flashing off with her new tan!

by Shitfuckcc February 18, 2017

Friend Off

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights

"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."

by randomperson30 January 26, 2021

Off the chandalier

The highest form of positive adjective used to describe,an event, a favorite artist's album,or a member of the opposite sex .It is a derived from the statements "Off the hook" or "Off the chain".

friend: Did you see that show , how was it?
You: Yeah I went and had a blast, that shit was off the chandalier

by flyingerbils231 July 21, 2007

Sod Off

"Sod-off" is British slang meaning to f@$#* off!

I was so bloody mad I told the bloke to just sod-off!

by Blondie February 15, 2005