TIRE TOUPEE

Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.

A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.

IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !

by Francis7 October 1, 2010

turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

by mdanny December 15, 2008

[spare tire]

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants

These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.

by poopshaft24 January 2, 2009

poppin tire

burning out so bad that your tires are milky

could you get ta poppin tire nigga?

by doopedy February 7, 2009

Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 17, 2013

eye tired

When you play so many computer games that you can't stay awake

I got so (eye tired) last night playing candy crush that I fell asleep on my computer

by krazykdv April 24, 2014

Spiked Tire

Noun. A spiked tire is the outcome of what happens when a 3 person date goes south and creates a third wheel. When the two others get increasingly close, the third wheel will become extremely jealous, and bring physical harm to the part of the couple who is the same gender.

After the date, Albert beat up Roger because Roger was spending too much time with Jessica. He was becoming more of a Spiked Tire every day.

by a random person who u dont kno September 16, 2014