Thunder-wank

The game of Thunderwank is to be played during a thunderstorm.

Rules of the game: Look for a bolt of lightning, as soon as you see it, begin masturbating. Upon hearing the thunder, stop masturbating and wait for the next lightning strike.

"Hey, did you see the thunderstorm last night?" - Joey
"Yeah, I played Thunder-wank" - Jacques

by Moon Lander July 14, 2015

Distant thunder

A plus size with big tits and big thighs

There's Marjorie--that's distant thunder

by Dr. Foo May 2, 2008

Catholic Thunder

An extremely powerful and swift hero of Catholic lore. Considered half-ninja, half-laser, and half-robot to some. Illegal in 13 different states and Quebec.

Many days ago I was being beat with a belt by my great-grandfather, until, of course, Catholic Thunder rescued me with a ninja throwing bible.

by mr p nizzle April 12, 2010

nut juggling thunder cunt

A woman with a knack for juggling testicles who also has a very loud vagina.

Have you met Susan? She is such a nut juggling thunder cunt. I have once seen her juggle 5 testicles while her cunt sounded like a fog horn.... It was so loud it shook the ground beneath her.

by that guy... remember?? December 9, 2010

Thunderbirds

1. 1960s Supermarionation Television show created by Gerry Anderson about the exploits of a secret organization dedicated to saving people who are in trouble with cool looking machinery.

2. The United States Air Force's precision aerobatic demonstration team founded in 1953.

1. Did you see that episode of Thunderbirds where Internatioal rescue has to use these elevator car to land an airliner with a bomb on the landing gear?

2. We saw the Thunderbirds at the air show last week.

by JonathanChance June 29, 2003

thunder

a male or female who is really attractive

damn, did you see that guy walking in the mall, he was thunder

by l cathey July 28, 2004

thunder twat

the pussy of an obese woman

rosanne barr has a dirty thunder twat

by tim martin January 1, 2007