scrottage pie

When your scrotum area is so hot that it sticks to your legs. Thighs, groin and underwear join to form a twisted, inflamed fandango that is so wretched that you have to reach down and yank it.

Does any one want a slice of scrottage pie?
Use what u want but put back the pie.

by The Eagle Bear January 9, 2014

jit pie

A jit pie is a pie filled with used condoms. It is a logical extension of "jit-bag," a bag full of used condoms.

She is full of more semen than a jit pie.

by Retor Nob November 22, 2017

Nershi pie

A southern slang term for that fine Columbian Nose Alaska, also known as fine china, Pablo Yescobar, Cheddar Cheese, Blow, or Cocaine.

Honey, do me a solid and cut out out a few slices of Nershi Pie for daddy and the boys.

by Jkkaub November 8, 2019

snicker pie

A pie made with snickers, duh.

Yo man wanna go get a snicker pie at Denny's?

by Firefoxxx September 5, 2015

Pie wrappering

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving

Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.

by BMurderface July 17, 2015

Sizzle Pie

A guy cums in a mug, and puts it in the microwave. When it starts boiling, he takes it out and splashes the scalding hot jizz on a girl's face. As her skin is bubbling like the cheese on a pizza, he tosses different toppings on her face.

After giving that chick a sizzle pie last night, I'll never look at pizza the same way again.

by Scrote McGee June 13, 2020

McCream Pie

A plain sundae with an apple pie shoved inside it. Most commonly enjoyed after a McGangbang.

Started in Rochester MN around 2006.

Drunk guy 1: "Bro that McGangbang was awesome."
Drunk guy 2: "what's for dessert?"
Drunk guy 1: "McCream Pie"

by Paidlopez.com December 15, 2013