cop-catcher

The first car in a group of speeding cars. The cop-catcher is the first one to hit the cop's radar at a speed-trap and usually the only one to get a ticket.

Instead of doing 70 in a 65, I can now safely go 80 since this idiot cop-catcher is doing 100!

by CauselessEffect November 25, 2013

Cop Bloc

A barrier system designed to protect a Combat Outpost (COP) by converting a flacid plastic cylindrical member into a rigid or errect shock absorbing device by adding a dense or flowable fill.

We were worried about random insurgent penetration from the rear of our area until Dick Kingerly turned us on to a new protection product called Cop Bloc. Now we feel much safer on Thursdays which had become the insurgents most probable day for what is now known as the back door pig bath.

by Mick Honcho February 20, 2011

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

cop spring

A series of violent acts done by police departments all over the US.

Person 1: DId you hear about that guy shot by a police officer?
Person: Yeah that's part of the cop spring.

by Coraline_Lovegood April 11, 2015

Cop Karma

"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:

A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.

Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.

by JustAnotherGuy January 15, 2014

Cops and robbers

Might've started as a kids game
But it means cop it and rob it
As in see it and steal it
Burglary, mugging the l

Cops and robbers tonight?
Anything decent?
Yeah
Ok, could with some extra dosh

by HAMMERHEAD EEJIT May 4, 2021

kink cop

A cop who receives sexual pleasure from others kinks

Kinky winky stinky is such a fucking kink cop!

by anonymous December 22, 2021