Brad is that kid who always bullies you as a joke. Sometimes it's funny and sometimes it's tiring. He will also grief your minecraft world if you're not careful but sometimes he can be a real brother. Just remember to never trust a Brad
by Not 🅱️alden July 16, 2020
Get the Bradmug. Hes a nice guy , extremely overweight , and usually a huge geek for superheros and stupid stuff . Can be funny but sometimes you just think shut up you fat whopper. He's probably nice too girls and then everybody think he has thousands of girls . Racist,sexist,homophobic and basically really annoying . Also he's probably suicidal from time too time . He loves his family and kids and enjoys work as a plumber or some kind off high wage job
by 1234mynamebrad January 18, 2021
Get the Bradmug. Brad is the type of person to root through the bins of his town with no remorse, unwavering even when caught and abhorred. He takes a strange pride in finding stale baked goods and often offers them to the townspeople, keeping silent of their questionable origins.
Despite this strange hobby, Brad is a benevolent spirit who helps his friends in need who accidentally blow their farm up. People with this name will own a four legged companion who wreaks havoc upon others. Sneaking into their houses after dusk and blocking their path into bed, causing them to pass out before curfew and incur a hefty medical bill. All Brad's will laugh every time their fellow farmhand threatens to put the dog up for adoption.
The fellow farmhand is not amused.
Despite this strange hobby, Brad is a benevolent spirit who helps his friends in need who accidentally blow their farm up. People with this name will own a four legged companion who wreaks havoc upon others. Sneaking into their houses after dusk and blocking their path into bed, causing them to pass out before curfew and incur a hefty medical bill. All Brad's will laugh every time their fellow farmhand threatens to put the dog up for adoption.
The fellow farmhand is not amused.
by CallumHater123 June 22, 2025
Get the Bradmug. The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012
Get the Brad luckmug. A brad is a frat boy that drinks all the beer (preferably natural light) he thinks he’s huge and constantly screams Saturday’s are for the boys even when it’s not Saturday, he also has to wear only vineyard vines dress shirts, Patagonia, and sperrys, his father will also most definitely be a lawyer that will sue you.
Wow look at this brad over here shotgunning that beer, I hope he crashed his Jeep Wrangler he’s such a douche.
by Chris karalekas July 22, 2018
Get the Bradmug. A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.
by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018
Get the Metaphorical Bradmug.