China food test

Used when referring to animals, the more fresh, tender, and flavorful they look, the higher the points

Jimmy: Yo, did you see that baby otter?
John: yeah, absolute A+ on the china food test

by Coureir_6 April 21, 2020

National skip history test day

All history tests on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020 are to be postponed to Friday.

Guy 1: Hey I’m stressed about this history test Friday .
Guy 2: Don’t worry, it’s national skip history test day.

by National Government November 30, 2020

The Fitnessgram Fucking Test

The FitnessGram™ Fucking Test is a multistage fucking capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter fucking test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The fucking speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to fuck in a straight line, and fuck as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

Try Not to CUM. When doing the fitnessgram fucking test

by Ninja125 August 5, 2021

The Graham Hall Test

Shaking a load (e.g. boxes, furniture) after tying it to a trailer, to assess if it is sufficiently secured. To pass the Graham Hall Test: when you shake the load, it should also shake the trailer. If not, then you haven't secured your load properly, and you should consider re-tying it.

That Lawnmower definitely passes the Graham Hall Test; When you shake the mower, the trailer shakes too!

Let's do the Graham Hall Test, to make sure my fridge won't fall off.

by Darryl Kerrigan February 22, 2023

green line test

green line test determines whos the bottom in a relationship
draw a dotted green line, angled parallel to the angle of their torso. repeat for every person in the photo.
the one standing proud/straight up is the top and the one thats angled into the other is a bottom bitch

see how that dudes leaning into his girl like that? he does not pass the green line test

by nayvin July 28, 2023

tesstastic

Th act of amazing a general audience with your wit, or how slutty you can be.

Ohmigod that tesstastic is so hot! She is funny, too

by Tesstastic February 7, 2008

Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.

Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

by Crreeddss November 3, 2008