The Eye Test

In sports, specifically in NCAA Basketball, when you watch a team (or player) that you haven't seen much of and immediately they look damn good. Usually applies best when you already have some knowledge of the team/player and so expectations are in place. These expectations need to be exceeded to pass "The Eye Test".

In watching San Diego State dismantle Jimmer Fredette and BYU in the MWC Championship, they definitely passed "The Eye Test". The Aztecs are legit!

by El Phenom March 31, 2011

shitmus test

Like a litmus test, only instead of litmus paper there's bog roll and instead of an acid/base there's an anus that might have let something slip in the process of breaking wind.

Crikey - I think there was something in that! I'd better go and take a shitmus test...

by hippiness February 18, 2005

9 volt test

The "tongue to object" manuever used when checking a 9 volt battery with your tongue.

Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test

Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross

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by tonyrums December 9, 2009

Test

That thing you have tommorow that you forgot to study for

Person 1: Hey, did you study for that math test we have today?
Person 2: Wait, since when have we had a test!

by Blueeagleonthemoon November 1, 2012

screen test

When a person has been placed in the back of a police cruiser, the police officer driving will slam on the breaks suddenly, causing the person handcuffed in the back seat to crash into the metal screen dividing the car. An act of police brutality.

Person 1: "What happened to your face?"
Person 2: "Those officers that picked me up last night gave me a screen test."

by Nnn E December 24, 2006

test the oil

Before you ream a chicks ass you should always test the oil, to make sure her chocolate star fish is clear. This is done by going at it doggy style and in the process wopping a digit up the ass and pulling out to see if it is clean and safe to proceed. If all is good have fun, if not grab her hair and use it to clean your finger as if cleaning a dip stick on a car.

"Dude last night went to fuck this chick ass but lucky I remenbered to test the oil first or I would have been a mess, she was full to the max level"

by littel Jon March 6, 2007

pen test

A method of determining the sagginess of a boob: place a pen horizontally underneath the breast, let go of said knocker. Should pen fail to stay smashed up against the chest, then the bitch doesn't have saggy tits.

Your grandma has such saggy tits, she'd fail the pen test lying down.

OR

That slut may have failed the pen test, but she fuckin shoved a tennis racket up my ass, and it was great.

by Ari Gold June 16, 2006