wang-tard

idiot, stupid, queerwig, scheisskopf, ding dong, dongle, cwapface, butt pirate, rear admiral etc.

matt you wang-tard! you scratched my anchor!

by wraith August 30, 2004

wal-tard

1. The population that frequents wal-mart across the country.
2. any rude, obnoxious, barefoot, rednecked, gap-toothed, no-driving, uninsured, uneducated, uncivilized, slipper-wearing, wife-beating, Bud-chugging mongoloid seen in Wal-Mart or in Wal-Mart's parking lot.

I hate going grocery shopping. There are wal-tards everywhere!
I almost ran over a wal-tard on their cell phone..I fucking hate wal-mart!

by Irate Consumer December 29, 2006

she-tard

This refers to 90% of women and there inability to make logical and common sense decisions.

The only way to deal with them is to treat every woman as a she-tard till proven otherwise.

How? Explain things to them like you would a blonde and hope they dont make a mistake

Who would have thought such a she-tard could have locked herself in the car?!?!?!?!

by $hawn January 20, 2006

ard-tard

An amusing bufoon, whose foolish antics, though entertaining are tainted with personal shame.

Don was the class clown. Don stuck pencils up his nose, and made the class laugh, however, Don tripped on his loose shoe laces and impacted the pencils into his head and had to go to the nurse. What an ard-tard!

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

arch-tard

An employee who works at Mcdonalds, the type who doesn't understand English.

"I went to get some fries, and the arch-tard messed up my order.."

by Arne Sunassem August 22, 2007

smart-tard

Someone who is smart in one area and retarded in another.

My friend is smart when it comes to many things, but retarded when it comes to others...so she is my smart-tard friend.

by Brandalyn November 8, 2007

GUI-tard

GUI-tard

(Noun). One who lacks, or appears to lack, the requisite cognitive development to navigate through or operate computer programs or interfaces

(adj) GUI-tarded

Derek:
Hey Mike, I can't seem to find the button that let's me change the font.

Mike:
Boy Derek, you certainly must be GUI-TARDED

by flylinez August 5, 2004