Mayonaise Taco

When a girl gets so turned on and excited her vagina gets wet and creamy....

I turned her on so much she has a mayonaise taco...

by jamnorm72 May 31, 2011

Backyard Taco

(adj) - The act of having anal sex with a female where few to no pleasantries were offered prior to the deed.

“Yo - how was that backyard taco?” “Bruh - it was aite, already forgot that dirt clods name, got the gram tho”

by DirtClodLife April 21, 2021

Ultimate Taco

When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.

I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.

by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015

Taco Kid

Urban legend in Providence, RI. Resembles a drunken four-year-old in a taco suit, having WAY too much fun. Keep your eyes peeled, and report alleged sightings. P.S. Taco Kid loves to party.

"I was going to go to Cafe Four-Twelve, but I'm going wherever taco kid's going!" - innocent Providence College student

"Did you see taco kid face plant at Clubbie's last weekend?!"

"Why is zero regard being given to the fact that there is a drunken four year old running down Thayer Street in a taco costume?" - Brown University student

by Projo Analyst April 29, 2012

Taco bell'd

When you tell some one to eat something that looks like beef and after they eat it you tell them what it really is.

I made some beaver chilly and it smelled delicious, when my friends came over they asked what it was i told them to try some then when they finished a bowl i told them it wasn't beef in it. You just got Taco Bell'd !!!

by zachwarhawk February 26, 2011

running taco

When you eat Mexican food and you have to run to the bathroom because you have diarrhea.

Man, that walking taco gave me a running taco. I barely made it to the toilet.

by Zeusifer March 22, 2016

taco porch

The roll of belly fat that hangs down off of a larger woman, protecting her pink taco from the elements

I bet there is a ton of moisture under that taco porch tonight!

by Resqtech July 7, 2018