lolz truck

When something is REALLY funny, it's a truckload full of lolz. Only used over text/internet talk
Bro #1 Text- "D00d, I banged her last night and I had the worst shit ass ever, no way she couldn't of smelled it."

Bro #2 Text- "LOLZ TRUCK!"
by lifetakersheartbreakers February 24, 2010
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Truck Monkey

Guy or girl unloading trucks at Wally World for almost minimum wage.
I need a truck monkey out here to finish this load.
by ladytekwriter April 28, 2013
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Tow truck

The safe word used by someone who’s obsessed with towing
Last nite the neighbors was going at it all I heard was him screaming tow truck and they stop he must of been his safe word
by Ob1knoby December 13, 2020
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truck meat

The act of giving/having sexin a motor vehicle...preferably a truck.
Jayson was excited to throw Katie the truck meat, in the parking lot, as he didn’t want to wait to take her home.

Justin didn’t know how to act when Sharra said she’d like him to give her the truck meat, right there and then.
by Jayson14 March 30, 2019
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Garbage Trucking

The placement of one's mouth and cheeks between another person's butt cheeks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by making a vibrating "brrrr" sound by blowing air out through floppy lips.

Named after motorboating, where the resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
Look at that ass! It definitely needs some serious garbage trucking.
by Here I Be August 11, 2011
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farm truck

not tyler’s rusted out, beat up, ugly, mass produced, nothing nice about it chevy truck.
Tyler’s truck is not a farm truck
by not.a.farmtruck February 19, 2019
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fuck-truck

yo look there's jack in his fuck-truck

look he just picked up Samantha in his fuck-truck

i wonder what he's got stashed in the glove box?
by therealqueenofmemes March 31, 2017
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