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Horkin' the Bjork 

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork
1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."
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A term referring to a group of man children around 21 yrs of age. This group is often characterized with debilitating immaturity fueled by excessive alcohol consumption. A circle of child hood friends that has evolved into an impressive example of co-dependency. These hotties are forever the life of the party and you can be assured you will always wake up with a hangover and some stories for the road. But, ladies beware...
"Check out that group of guys across the bar they are definitely the bos..."
The Bos by Taura and Laffiny July 5, 2009

The beer effect 

The beer effect occurs when you are in a restaurant with someone you don't know that well, and everybody gets like water or diet coke, until you order a beer, and everybody changes their mind and gets beer too :-)
Paul: - "I'll have a diet coke."
Sarah: - "I'll have a glass of water."
Martin: "I'll have a beer."
Paul: - "You know what, i'll have beer too. I don't want the coke.
Sarah: - "I'll have a beer as well"
Martin: "Yeah. Thats the beer effect."

the best part was

The overly stolen comment on youtube which indicates that the video was indeed, good.
YaDDaamean: the best part was 0:00 - 3:53

DtermndLoser: @YaDDaamean I haven't seen that phrase before! I'm going to give you thumbs up!

The Broodwich 

It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

*The Broodwich does not have bacon due to the fact that there are simply no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon the bed of evil... and lettuce... bed of evil and lettuce.
If you eat The Broodwich in its entirety, you will be banished to a realm where unhappily married demons talk about their bitchy wives and then try to hack you with an axe. If you don't like sun-dried tomatoes but do like temporary exile to unimaginably horrific dimensions, then The Broodwich is for you.

The Bill Dill 

While your receiving the blow job, you vomit on their head, and then they proceed to bite down on your penis.
Man I was so drunk the other night I ended up giving that whore the Bill Dill
The Bill Dill by TheTurkeyHillBJ November 25, 2011

The Bobs Syndrome

1) A phrase that derives from the movie Office Space, when consultants(The Bobs) are brought in ask what people do for the company, thus asking the employees to justify their positions in said company.
2) Someone suffering from this syndrome is someone at work, that at present time(past and future as well) nobody can figure out what exactly it is they do for 8+ hours each day. Question it all you want, but it is still a mystery.
Co-worker 1: "Where the hell is he? I have no idea what the hell he does here everyday. Seems like a whole lot of nothing."
Co-worker 2: "It is nothing, always nothing, if you take out the complaining. He has serious issues, one of them being that he has what people in the field called The Bobs Syndrome."