Sploonk

Someone who is weird looking
-body ranging from lank to chunk

She’s so sploonk man her thighs are so large

by Kelsatron69 February 4, 2019

Sploogie

Entity, the aftermath of one's ejaculatory sessions manifesting upwards within their body to create an elder god like being that consumes that of which belongs of others there by growing in size and making human reproduction impossible.

Well tarnation, there goes my sploogie wreaking havoc on the middle east.

by Qin Napels May 13, 2019

splooge mcduck

a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.

nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.

by faggot_genesis July 15, 2019

Sploofy

A feeling of ecstatic anticipation manifesting as butterflies in the stomach, usually in lieu of meeting someone you fancy after a long time.

Karina is feeling all sploofy about being in Mumbai on the 9th of April. It is likely though that being a functional flake, she hasn’t booked flight tickets yet.

by cool_dude2612 March 27, 2019

Sploop bag

A term usually defining a bag that you contain your compost in.

-Hey Rob, where did you put the sploop bag?
-Oh sorry, its out on the counter.

by yeeterskeetergreek April 4, 2019

Sploogfam

When u swallow too much cum

That girl is a fucking sploogfam I swear

by Bigholepussy April 22, 2019

Sploop

A big looser, no one likes them , smell very bad

Person 1:look at that guy over there

Person 2:what a sploop

by Superduperfungirl April 22, 2019