2 7 split

A 2-7 split is a hand you can be delt in Texas Hold em. It is composed of a 2 and a 7 of different suits, and is one you should quickly fold on because if you actually take the time to count, you'd realise that you have a very low chance a straight or a flush. Even if you manage a pair, 2s and 7s are considered low pairs and can be beaten easily.

"You bet 5 white chips with a 2 7 split? Loser!"

by ramdonperson May 12, 2006

Brown banana split

When a chick takes a shit whilst wearing a bikinni creating the poo to split in half.

bro, saw a chick at the beach doing a brown banana split in the bushes.

banana split

by jagsjrtib May 24, 2011

Split-level bungalow

An easy prank or practical joke to play on estate agents, especially if they are a n00bs, a bit of a spacca or just tired.

Split-level is an estate agent term for having two floors, usually in an appartment. A bungalow has just the one floor. Most estate agents will not be able to put this together.

Caller: Hi, is that "(insert name here) Estate Agent"?

Estate Agent: Erm... yeah?

Caller: Great. Do you have any split-level bungalows?

Estate Agent: Oh, umm, I don't know, I'd better ask my manager.

by Slim_Jim February 27, 2009

split-streaming

When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.

"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"

by G_O July 9, 2017

Split tail juice

Secretions from a vagina

Cummings from a pussy

Juices from a moose knuckle

Drippings from a female

Also know as a snail trail

She came so hard, her split tail juice was running down my thighs.

by 77NaughtyDaddysGirl92 February 20, 2022

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

pee split

A trick unwittingly performed by buttpounders when a doodoo molecule blocks the standard pee flow creating two separate streams that can wreak havoc on any toilet.

Ted: I caught Joel pulling a pee split this morning!
Randy: I didn't even know he was gay!

by rompmonster January 6, 2009