lunch shift material

when you get promoted from breakfast shift to the lunch shift, that’s how you know you made it

*girl whipping out them hashbrowns and coffees like no other at McDonalds*
“damn, that girl is lunch shift material!”

by itsjustmeg April 1, 2019

Day Shift Hero

Someone scheduled to work the first shift during standard daylight working hours at a three shift workplace who constantly complains and calls off. The individual may or may not suffer from an illogical persecution complex despite having the primary benefits of the three shift system tailored to his/her shift.

Bob called off again because he thinks working 9-5 is so hard. What a Day Shift Hero.

by Corporal America March 22, 2020

Bitch Shifter

A man who conforms/ adapts to a woman’s liking in complete disregard of man hood (guy code)

Hot chick: “girls should have all the same rights as men, were exactly equal.

Bitch Shifter: “Nah I totally agree Susan haha wanna get outta here?”

by Squiddydacraccin April 5, 2020

Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

Fist shift

Like a hand job but for females

“Bro, some chick just gave me a hand job so I gave her a fist shift.”

by Myinstagramisebony.henricksen September 30, 2020

control shift h

oh hell weve all used this combo the holy shortcut sent by god himself and used only by the non incognito user

welp just busted a nut control shift h

by kakashi is lord April 27, 2021