spermaphalactic shock

Severe allergic reaction to semen either ingested or dermal contact.

Tera can't give head because she's had spermaphalactic shock before.

by cdogbullshit November 17, 2009

Speronis

A typical Greek name. Can be found in the movie 300 or chilling with the Gods in Hercules. They usually are pretty awesome, but some of them have AIDS and they are quite proud of it which isn't cool. If you come across one make him or her get blood-tested before you are friends with them.

Friend 1: Dude that guy's such a Speronis.
Friend 2: I know he's so happy with his AIDS.
Friend 1: Nah the good kind.
Friend 2: Ah, bro, you should've got him tested.
Friend 1: No I know, it was in our contract along with the Celtics season passes.

by BobHopeAfrican July 19, 2010

Spermaphobe

A guy that is too much of a pussy to kiss his woman after she has gone down on him.

Ted is such a spermaphobe, he refuses to kiss me after I give him head.

by The anti spermaphobe November 18, 2010

spermburst

nutting on to a starburst and then eating it

jorie totally loved my spermburst after she wacked me off

by aperson23434 September 30, 2010

Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes

person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds

by noodles1234 October 24, 2011

Spermicidal

When you haven't had sex in forever and are feeling psuedo suicidal.

"Man, haven't been laid in ages. I'm feeling Spermicidal."

by csmons February 11, 2012

sperspelcome

a sarcastic term for yourwelcome
spin of off spanx

thanks for the gift

"sperspelcome"

by carsongriffin September 3, 2012