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Vaginal Spaghetti

When a woman has her period, and the blood clots in her pubic hair. The dried blood gives the impression of meat sauce on the spaghetti (the pubes). Abbreviated to 'vagspag'
I saw your mom's vagspag last night! Sick!
by opalmind June 25, 2004
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the flying spaghetti monster

God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.
Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by RetardedGoatMan February 25, 2015
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

The being that desinged the world through Intelligent Design. He is impossible to see and manipulates our scientific insturments to hide His presence. In the begining He designed a mountain, trees, and a midget. When spreading the good news about Him one must wear full pirate regalia. FSMism is composed to loose moral obligations, every friday is a holiday, and heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano. RAmen.
"As part of our science lesson, we will learn about the theories of evolution, Intelligent Design, and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, so I hope y'all brought your pirate regalia. Yarrrr."
by Bloody Davy Flint September 14, 2005
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filipino spaghetti

Minced Hot Dog covered in ketchup with thin noodles.
Chris D's favorite flip meal! That and an extra value meal at jollibee's (flip fast food found in the slums of SF)
by Rj December 15, 2003
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uh oh spaghetti o's

usually when something goes wrong or you just started having drunken sex to realise its your sister!
"i think ive caught my scrote in my zipper " "uh oh spaghetti o's"!
by matt and the winz March 16, 2004
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toss the spaghetti

Sally is such a slut. She picked a random mob guy and tossed his spaghetti.
by Hank Gerald April 2, 2005
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wet spaghetti

Having a flaccid penis.
Haha, whenever my roommate is with a cute naked girl, his shlong is like wet spaghetti!
by RBJ April 23, 2006
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