Soccer

A word used instead of football by idiot Americans

Person 1: Do you like soccer?
Person 2 (From UK): *facepalm*

by Eminemlookalike March 24, 2015

baltimore bays soccer

only the best fucking soccer club ever

the baltimore bays are so rufous

the baltimore bays kick ass in soccer

by BananaHammock Jonas July 1, 2005

soccer mom

A Fundemental Christan Women who claims all who are not Christan is evil her husband is a veteran and she has bumper stickers saying "My Kid is a Honour role student" or "I'm a Soccer mom I can't handle it all" or "Land of the free because of the brave" They stay at home talk to other Soccer moms and are connected at the hip she was slutty in collage that's how she passed doing all the professors male and female. She Got Shit Faced 24/7 found her husband on a bar got married has 7 lil'angles who are total dicks. Named Brandon,Edmound, Harry, Kennedy for the girl, and Kaytlin and Howard who the boys will grow up and be criminals and the girls will repeat the cyle. The Father is a veteran from the Persian Gulf war he came back from Iraq boasting about Desert Storm victory makes SIX Figures at a job such as manager or lawyer or became a cop and makes jack shit. The Mom is afraid that her kids will embarrass her and she wants to make more friends so she drags the kids to soccer games and other sports to smoke a joint and gossip. The father is at the firm or VFW and cheating with the secretary at both. The Kids than Finnish a soccer game and go to karate and they think they can kill somebody because they are in Karate. Than it's 11:30 pm the kids come home do Home Work from Honours Algabera. Than have Bedtime. And the cyle resets than they bring a friend over the kid brings a IPod and the mom finds out and kicks the kid out.

Hey Dan's stupid soccer mom wont let him play GTA iv because it makes reference to the Yugoslav wars and Crime and Drugs

by Haxis288 December 8, 2013

soccerskin

A bunch of sweaty horses that were born in portapottys that ruin peoples normal games or fortnite

I cant wait to play this game of fortnite!oh wait here comes another soccerskin

by Lilscoops November 8, 2019

Extreme Soccer

A game played by intelligent high schoolers. The game should usually be played in a trialer full or weight lifting equiment and sharp edges. In the probable case of someone getting a soccer ball slammed off the ceiling into their face, or falling and breaking their breast-bone on an 80-pound weight, they will be removed from the game. The victor is determined when there are no players remaining on the opposite team. The goal posts are to be outlined by two or more weight lifting machines. There are no boundaries, and no limit to how hard a person may fire the ball at the ceiling, walls, or other people.

Extreme Soccer. A sport played by many injured, retarted, or Jewish Children looking for a good time.

by Ed Cap October 18, 2006

prostate soccer

A sexual act in which one partner sticks his her foot inside the male partner's anus and moves it about in order to stimulate the prostate (see also: finger hockey).

Baby if you don't behave, I'm gonna be the offense and you're gonna be the goalie in a little game I like to call prostate soccer

by SoccerBear June 26, 2009

pocket soccer

A one player or 2 player game you play by using a guy's pants pocket and playing with his balls. Aim of the game is to make the guy cum.

Girl 1: I wanna play some pocket soccer

Girl 2 : Me too. Let's use that guy standing there. It will be a long hard game tho

by JohnnyTesticles69 April 22, 2019