Bakin’ a Snake

Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.

I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Texas Boot Snake

When you take a dump in someone’s cowboy boot leaving a soft, warm shit snake.

My roommate was two stepping a little too much with my girl tonight so I dropped a Texas boot snake in his brand new Tony Lama’s.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

there's a snake in your pants

"there's a snake in your pants" is a reference for "you have a boner"

Woody: There's a snake in your pants
Andy's gf: HIYA

by YourPublicAffender March 10, 2021

Southern Alberta Snake Technique

The act of getting a blow job from a venomous snake. Letting the snake shed its skin on your pickle. And then using your newfound poisonous condom to give unforgivable cowgirl to someone you're related to.

"Yo Traj, why are you limping like that?"

"Oh, I was just testing out the Southern Alberta Snake Technique with my brother last night. What an experience!"

by M4rineRalstin3 July 7, 2022

Snake Eyes

A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.

"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me

by Dave May 23, 2004

Snake and Pigmy

British slang term for a Steak and Kidney meat pie.

Sold at British fish & chip shops as an alternative to having fish with your chips.

Chuck us on a snake and pigmy, I'm feeling right hungry today!

by Chris Dodkin January 8, 2008

Snake Bombing

The act of posting numerous interesting true snake and serpent facts on the "wall" of ones social networking page. Often times accompanied by pictures and/or videos.

"Man, did you see my Facebook got snakebombed again last night? Damn snake bombing bastards."

by Holykow February 25, 2010