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Scooching

Action of a dog running his ass across a carpet
Fido is scooching on my Ikea rug
by J Conde October 27, 2005
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Angry blueberry smoothie

This is a variation of the blueberry smoothie (when you stick blueberries up a woman's cunt, pounding the shit out of her box until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with his nut inside her to a smooth, frothy consistency). After making the blueberry smoothie, you smack the woman in the nose and make her drink the blood gushing from her nose while you (or another person) consume the fresh blueberry smoothie oozing from her pussy.
"I was feeling a little passive aggressive today, so rather than the usual blueberry smoothie I get on my Tuesday lunch break, I decided to make it an Angry blueberry smoothie. Besides, my girlfriend has been a bitch the last few days anyway, so she deserved it."
by Anita Creampie October 9, 2008
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shooting up a nursing home

idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao
Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.
by NotASchoolShooter September 27, 2021
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carrot smoothie

a swfit gliding man who arrives to his place of work each morning on his belly
The carrot smoothie, john, did not have an escape route and therefore bellied into the trash.
by Pisces Aneas January 27, 2009
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Target Shooting

The best form of stress relief there is! I mean what better way is there for someone to release all their anger than to pump giant amounts of lead into a great mutitude of targets!!!
Kid 1: Dude I'm just under so much stress, I don't know what to do.

Kid 2: Have you tried target shooting?
by ~Acorn~ January 29, 2009
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Georgian Smoothie

The act of sucking your cum from your first cousins rectum through a straw and spewing it th to the back of his/her esophagus.
Hey, uncle Joe can I take Mary Joe out for a Georgian smoothie?
by AMac2632 June 16, 2017
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red apple smoothie

When u are eating out as girl and she is on her period and blood goes in your mouth and you lick her vagina
I'm cheating on my wife and I got a red apple smoothie from a different school
by Voiddddd April 10, 2017
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