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shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.
WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!
by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008
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Shilysol

The odor resulting when an especially obnoxious, post lactose intolerant to whole-milk, bubble-gutt, anal release is overlain with Lysol. As porcelain is overlain with gold, Lysol and the odor of human excrement never quite combine, but only layer upon one another.
"Who in the hell took a dump! It smells like shilysol. Shit and Lysol."

The pork roast suddenly seemed less appetizing as the aroma of shilysol wafted from the half-bath near the dining room. Mark and Teen fought back tears as they smiled at each other across the table. Another successful blumpkin.
by MrDrSmith January 19, 2009
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Shitty

Shitty is used as a nickname or skreet name and refers to someone who does things half assed, poor quality; highly inferior. Yo what up shitty Matt!!
Hey Shitty Matt can you get me a beer from the frig?
by rainmaker1966 September 30, 2010
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Shinty

A Scottish sport played by inbred west coasters. When observed, appears to be dangerous as fuck with a number of wild cunts waving sticks in front of each other’s teeth. In reality, the real danger is down the local pub after the game where the villagers fight over the choice of ceilidh music for the night.
BBC Alba commentator “camera kiosk battery shaver John MacArthur

BBC Alba guest pundit “what the fuck are you saying ya daft Gaelic shinty bawbag”
by rafterman June 29, 2019
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sucky-shitty

Overhead from a teenage girl in the late 1990s. A period adjective for something that is both shitty and sucks.
"I lost my lunch money on the way to school."

"How sucky."

"And then I saw the cute boy with another girl in the cafeteria."

"Shitty!"

"Ya, I'm having a sucky-shitty day."
by Ryan December 12, 2004
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Cat Shitty

Other name for Cathedral City. Named like that because it is so gay there, that no one likes it. Thousand Palms is better.
Jeff: Lets roll over to Cat City?
Bill: Naw Cat Shitty can suck my dick!
by tigrr123456789 May 15, 2011
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shitty fuck ass

The best swear word ever, made up spontaneously by my friend, alias Carla Buchman.
I had a fifty dollar bill, but it must have fallen through the hole in my pocket... shitty fuck ass!
by Evelynne Wicker May 3, 2004
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