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Terms of Service

That ridiculously long page that 99.9999% of people skip because it'll take a week straight to finish reading it all.
First, you must read our Terms of Service and agree to them.

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✓ I've read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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by your real name. >:) March 27, 2021
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Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation
Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
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Glenview Community Services

TOXIC age care provider obviously under staffed floor staff are clearly over worked this joke of a business appears to have a high staff turnover clearly managed by incompetent narsasitic ego manics who wouldn't know the difference between shit and clay. One hell of a shit service provider who are unrealiable uselees and pathetic these bunch it cunts should be investigated by age care quality services, the ATO, worksafe tasmania

, fair work Australia, hells angels, today tonight and a number of facilitators of karma.
Glenview Community Services are the preffered provider for the unsuspecting.
by One pissed off vigilante December 22, 2021
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Guelph police service

Madd is contractually supported by Guelph police service and kill children by the 1000s
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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terms of service

terms of service is a long paragraph nobody reads
'i dare you to read the terms of service'
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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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Guelph police service

Synonymous with the trade centers collapse and apparent genocide survivorship losses
Help Guelph police service cannabalism causes
by Cody5050 August 23, 2022
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