screwular 

A cell phone company much like other cell phone companies; who's goal is to screw the customer out of money every month by providing a 'service' which seems reasonable when you sign the contract, but when the bill actually comes in it is much more than you were 'promised' by the sales weasel and you can't cancel your service thus incarcerating you into debt for the next two years until your contract expires.

Bob: "What cellular service do you have?"
Jane: "I have screwular."

screwular by S_R January 19, 2008

Screwable 

Something that is hot enough for you to say you would have sex with it

That girl over there is so screwable

Screwable by DABEASTIEST January 12, 2008

screaming camel 

When you separate the lips of a vagina and scream into it to release your pent-up childhood aggressions.

I stopped paying for therapy and gave my girlfriend a screaming camel.

screaming camel by The Holy Empire of Butt-Lovin April 17, 2016

whisper scream 

An oxymoron grammatically, a whisper scream is rather appropriately named. Whisper screams are imitations of especially long, drawn out, exaggerated, overly theatrical screams through short sequences of whispers. This is often an expression of torment, rage, extreme delight (or other emotions) in a simple-to-do manner that is easy on the ears of the audience and easy on the vocal chords of the whisper screamer. Sometimes done with the purpose of creating comedy for the listener.

Dude 1: Please stop whisper screaming in response to my misfortunes. I've got physical training tomorrow and I need to get some sleep.

Dude 2: Okay, sure, I understand... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (whispering)

Dude 1: Please stop. Please... (crying softly)

whisper scream by WhisperScreaming April 25, 2010

I Scream 

When you're eating Ice Cream in a cone and it melts because you were waiting too long to eat it and you feel obligated to just drink it from the cone.

When my Ice Cream melts. *I Scream*

I Scream by Default Mate May 2, 2019

kicking and screaming 

when somebody is struggling to keep from being forcibly moved, removed, or pulled against their will or otherwise do something that they do not want to do.

Amanda Knox says she will only go back to Italy "kicking and screaming" after an Italian court ruled she should not have been cleared.

kicking and screaming by Miss That Buff Dude? March 4, 2014

screaming genie 

after a long night of over drinking, one vomits so hard they shit themselves as well.

the room smelt fouly of puke and shit after jamie had a screaming genie adventure all over the dorm room.

screaming genie by lauren<3 January 28, 2004