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"Mmm, I wanna have scoop scoop with that guy"
by Whitey 0_o June 25, 2008
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Scoopers

A term used when you want your dick sucked which resembles the sound made when your dick is being sucked. example: "Scoop scoopumm scoop scoop".
1. "Hey baby can I get some scoopes"

2. "That girl can give some mean scoopers"
by Tony T 1107. January 23, 2009
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scoop

A term used in "split-pot" poker games to mean winning both the high and the low pots.
When the four hit the river it made my wheel and I scooped the pot.
by TheGameKat June 6, 2009
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scomer

Noun, plural -s; Verb, scomered, scomer-ing; Interjection; Adjective; Article; Preposition;

-noun
1. anything that is in any way good on any level.
2. a defecation.
3. something to eat.
4. an article of clothing.
5. a person who has accomplished something worthwhile or beneficial to the wellbeing of those around him.
6. any such act.
7. a pleasant aroma, taste, sound, sight or touch.
8. a particularly enjoyable sexual encounter.

-verb
1. accomplishing anything that is in any way good on any level.
2. defecating.
3. eating something particularly good.
4. wearing an appealing, flattering, thinning or otherwise attractive article of clothing.
5. doing something worthwhile or beneficial to the wellbeing to those affiliated with him.
6. being someone performing any such act.
7.a. perceiving a pleasant aroma, taste, sound, sight or touch.
7.b. creating any such sensation.
8. performing a pleasurable sexual encounter.

-adjective
1. having attributes that can be affiliated in any way with any of the above definitions.

-article
1. that.
2. which.
3. the.
4. my.
5. his, hers.

-preposition
1. under.
2. over.
3. next to.
4. behind.
5. near.

(deriv: ModEng Sco-Mer < ME < OE < L Scoltura + Mericulus equiv. to Scote + Merim)
"Scomer, I seriously just scomered the scomerest scomer!"
(Meaning: "My friend, in all honesty, to express the size of the defecation I just evicted from my bowels, I would need to utilize my extensive vocabulary to the utmost - therefore I shall simply say it was large.")

"Hey, you look pretty scomer tonight, Sally."
(Meaning: "You are an attractive female with whom I would like to copulate, Sally.")

"SCOMER!"
(Meaning: "DAMN!" "YES!" "WHAT?" "SWEET!" "NO!" "OKAY!")

"Scomer."
(Meaning: Anything you want it to mean.)
by Heinyken January 2, 2009
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scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.
Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"
by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008
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scoop

verb.

to take one's hand and make a scoop-like motion on either oneself or another's breasts/nipples/pectoral region.
Fat Man: I really need a scoop of ice cream right now.
Skinny Man: Ok here is a scoop (make a form of cup out of hands and make a scooping motion on either his or his partner's breasts/nipples/pectoral region - since we are talking about a fat man, breasts applies here).
Fat Man: Oh thank you, skinny man.
by maximan May 18, 2011
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Scoop and Hoop

To shit in the shower, and throw it in the toilet as if the shit was a basketball, and the toilet was a basketball hoop.
What do I do when I have to shit in the shower, man?

Oh, just go for that scoop and hoop.
by Santans May 16, 2016
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