San Carlos 

Possibly one of the most rich and boring towns in California. Not much happens. It has a pretty cool downtown including

subway, 2 Starbucks, and a store called nothing bunt cakes which has the best cakes ever. Its also home to Emma Chamberlain, berry bonds, and Pablo Sandoval (not so sure if Pablo Sandoval actually grew up in San Carlos.

Most of the kids in San Carlos are either too addicted to Pokemon go or clash of clans to do sports.

Breaking news: in San Carlos a kid caught a charzard!

San Carlos by 3ating food November 3, 2019

San Francisco 

San Francisco is a beautiful city located in Northern California. Its full of many different kinds of people and great food and views. It is also home to many sports teams; including the Giants baseball team and 49ers football team. Great place to live and raise a family.

San Francisco is amazing

San Francisco by Jeremy Las November 30, 2010

San Diego Enchilada 

A very disturbing sexual move. The move is similar to the "Alabama Hot Pocket" except the male defecates in the female's vagina while she is menstruating, and then finishing off by ejaculating inside of the feces.

This was deemed the "San Diego Enchilada" for it's origin, and it's similarity to an enchilada. The feces act as the ground meat, the menstrual blood as the enchilada sauce, and the semen as the sour cream.

Did you hear that Jack gave Jill a San Diego Enchilada? It's been a week and she still smells like a pile of rotting fish.

San Diego Enchilada by I'm not giving you my name D:< March 20, 2009

san jose dating 

To "hook-up" with the same individual repeatedly, with out actually going out together "officially".
Meeting up, hanging out, & engaging in sexual activety with a specific individual on a regular basis.. But never claiming to be dating, or speaking about what it is that you are doing at all. (Usually begins at bars or other group social functions.)
Also known as "common law dating".

Becki & John? Oh, they're not officially together.. They are just San Jose dating.

san jose dating by littledesertflower November 2, 2010

San Francisco Gold Rush 

Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...

I pulled the good ole San Francisco Gold Rush again last night...

San Francisco Gold Rush by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

San Francisco 

An awesome place. Contains a vibrant gay community, an incredibly fucked-up climate, and amazing restaurants. Where it's impossible to get bored.

I was going to take the ferry to the Gay Pride Parade (seriously, how hilarious is that?), but it was full, so we drove. I froze my ass off in the middle of summer. That's San Francisco for ya.

San Francisco by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007

San Bernardino Sailboat 

A man and a woman pierce their scrotum and labia minora together using a pair of 5 gauge surgical steel rings and then attempt to perform intercourse.

My girlfriend and I just went to Berkley last Tuesday to get our junk pierced and decided to take a ride on the old San Bernardino Sailboat when we got home. It was fun.

San Bernardino Sailboat by rectacular March 25, 2008