road lice 

Motorcycles. Because they're a pest to car drivers, always getting into the spaces you can't see and causing iritation.

I'm sick of all the road lice round my place. I almost cleaned a guy up the other day on the freeway.

road lice by Ray Babycakes July 30, 2006

road scholar

intelligent girl giving head to a guy while driving

she started giving me head while i was driving AND shes ivy league, man shes must be a road scholar!

road scholar by fran doe January 4, 2012

road chode 

the build up of sweat that comes from wearing the same crusty ass underwear for 3 days while driving cross country to go to a john denver fan club meeting at your 7th cousins moms house.

i had viscious road chode before my heterosexual life mate gates licked it clean for me

road chode by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

Road soda 

a Busch beer, not light, consumed en route to a party or destination.

"Yo hook me up with a gold top."
"You're driving."
"Yea, but I need a road soda."

Road soda by Peter Omdall April 17, 2009

road kill 

This term is used when a girl with a mass of ginger pubic hair decides its a good idea to have sex whilst on period...and uses pads...

A fox lying dead on the side of the road, road kill.

road kill by Porridge2010 January 24, 2010

road toad 

A cyclist who takes up space on the road and doesn't let any vehicles pass even when there's perfectly available space to the side of the road.

Sorry I'm late mate a fucking road toad was in the way!

road toad by antiraodtoad March 5, 2017

road head 

a dude gets his dick sucked while driving...for best results, let another dude do it...guys give better head

I'm not gay, I just let some fag give me road head when I drive around at night.

road head by awesome guy December 16, 2003