german roach

A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)

That lame ass, non-smoking, skimp joint rolling ass motherfucker is smoking a German roach.

by Al Lee Gater November 30, 2017

Mary roach

absolute queen

Mary Roach is the queen of all queens

by Sussyqueennaith September 02, 2022

dead roach

When a gunner runs down the football field on a kickoff and pie plows some helpless bastard!

Jared mowed over 3 guys on that kickoff they all looked like dead roaches!

by Knite rider January 30, 2014

tapping in my roaches

Bitch I don’t fuckin kno

I dunno whore TAPPING IN MY ROACHES BITCH

by PINKWIGTHICKASS November 13, 2020

Stalk roach

A person who is the lowest form of a.gang

The thestalker

The guy who stalked me was so sleazy that I called him a stalk roach.

by Manuel59manuel June 03, 2020

Roving Roach

A roving roach is a reporter for the hit podcast, The Josh Potter Show who submits random articles he/she has found online, almost like an actual reporter.

Jeez man those roving roaches really know their shit!

by psuedonym jones April 01, 2021

asscocking bitch roach

Asscocking bitch roach means that someone is a hooligan ninny faggot.

"Hey larissa"
"Shut the fuck up you asscocking bitch roach"
"Hey go fucking burn at hitler's wraith"
"Y'know what? Fuck you and damn your family back to hell you hooligan ninny faggot"
"Hey, shitass. Why don't you do the whole fucking world a favor and hang yourself?"
"I already hung your 3 year old sister, she's in my room. Makes a great punching bag."
"Hey go join her, you worthless peace of cock"
"Look at you, faggot. Your mothers lips were on my dick last night, not specifing which lips though."
"Kill yourself, faggot"

by My handles up your mom's ass October 25, 2018