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Patches O'Houlihan

You are having sex with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. As your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the bitch over. The best part about this technique, is she'll still be there tomorrow. But if you're a gentleman, you'll call her a cab.
So I gave this girl a Patches O'Houlihan, and I was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. At least I got the wheelchair out of the deal.
by Jeff King Man February 27, 2007
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pitchka

Pitchka means a Slut that wont put out. Has an ignorant sense that she is better then man.
That bitch is a Pitchka, why cant she be more like other girls.
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Patchogue

1.A place where all of your dreams can come true, or you could get shot dead at a stoplight.

2. A town in which 96.8% of the male population over 16 are equipped with an above average penis length and girth.
Example #1: A man finds a way to cure cancer.
Shocked (happily) Woman: "He must be from Patchogue!"

Example #2: A man pulls up to stoplight that is giving the Stop signal. As the man goes to change the radio station, a man shoots him dead, then steals his radio.

Example #3: A perfect looking guy runs passed three attractive women on the beach in nothing but a speedo.
Girl_1: "Did you see how big that thing was?!"
Girl_2: "He MUST be from Patchogue!"
Girl_3: Still watching the guy run down the beach.
by chem1cal June 10, 2008
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melon patch

Vagina and the area serrounding it.
Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods.
by Colin D September 13, 2006
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snatch patch

Article of clothing worn by women to cover their lady parts 'down there', which is juuuuust big enough to do the job. Can be underwear, swimwear, random item worn during a walk of shame, etc.
"Hey, man, check out that chick! She's not wearing any panties, man."

"Sadly, she is. She's wearing a snatch patch."
by bhalrog December 8, 2012
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white eye patch

When you cum in a girls eye
last night i gave a chick a white eye patch
by Jack Ellsman May 13, 2005
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Pitching Tent

Hawaiian slang for getting an erection to where you can see it lift up your pants like a tent.
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Hawaiian slang -Braddah I went see dis chick da adah night ah? bra I was pitching one 7 inch tent cuz!

African American slang- Ey yo nigga i seen dis hoe at the club da otha day walkin down westside nigga you know dat shit cud i was pitchin tent nigga.

White slang- Dude I was like cruising down town and saw this girl, mannn was I sure pitching tent.
by Lukie-D June 25, 2008
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