Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

Punching the Dumpster

The fisting of the anus, generally aggressively. Basically, exactly what it sounds like...

"Yo, my ass kills. Boyfriend was punching the dumpster last night"

by WoB151 April 2, 2017

punching a job

People who are aiming above their range. Generally working on superior jobs.

Something s were pulled from what I can do. I'm just punching a job.

by Amamuniversal October 5, 2017

punched in lasagne

A very messy period ridden vagina

Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”

by Cousin noncer December 5, 2017

punched lasange

A disgusting or messy vagina

Her fanny looks like a punched lasange

by Ellis's mum January 24, 2018

Punched up

When a nephson gets dressed up for an event (rodeo, fair, show) in cowboy like attire

Craig is all punched up for the fair with his belt-buckle

by anonymous May 9, 2018

punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.

After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

by batht May 16, 2018