primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.

"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."

by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009

Primary Mode of Transportation

A military term used to describe either your feet or boots. The United States Marine Corps will hump (or hike) for several miles instead of traveling by a vehicle.

The Hummer is broken down, so we'll have to hump it using our primary mode of transportation.

by nyjyrk April 15, 2010

Primo Drunk

When you get to the point of drunkeness that you are incapable of remembering your name, where you are, and why you are...or are not...wearing underpants.

Bro #1 "Bro...are you okay?"
Bro #2 " ...whsush"
Bro #1 "Oh man you're Primo Drunk"
Bro #2 *Drops*

by 99problemz November 4, 2011

Prime Vagine

a phrase or saying that is said when a hot girl is seen.

lad1: ahh look at that gash!
lad2: yeah, some prime vagine right there!

by numberoneLAD August 9, 2012

primer charge

load of semen, used to load a baby cannon

I think I love her, she likes to swallow my primer charge.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

primitive fart

The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.

After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.

by Texas Bill December 15, 2015

Primazon

Nickname for Amazon Prime.

I found an awesome deal on Primazon today.

by JenBlue April 11, 2016