The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020
Get the Panini Pressmug. When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.
by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023
Get the French Pressmug. sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
Get the I’ll alert the pressmug. A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
Get the Full Dong Pressmug. when a female looks like they were squished in a hydraulic press. Usually a short female whose body proportions make them look like a lego.
by Mart2 August 1, 2021
Get the pressedmug. by Frost-_-Rekt- June 10, 2022
Get the diamond pressmug. by HaryBalzack6969 October 25, 2023
Get the pressmug.