Persianism

A cultural and civilizational identity centered on Iran’s pre-Islamic Persian heritage, advocating for a return to indigenous Persian values, language, symbols, and secular self-rule. Persianism emphasizes cultural continuity, national sovereignty, and freedom from religious governance imposed after the 7th century. It rejects being forced into modern geopolitical labels and asserts the right of Iranians to define themselves on their own historical and cultural terms.

“Calling Iranian secularists ‘Zionist’ makes no sense—what they stand for is Persianism.”
"She’s not aligned with any religious ideology—she’s a Persianist who wants a secular Iran rooted in its own history and values."

by A Persianist February 6, 2026

Persistagon

Any struggle for continued existence in the face of conflict or opposition

The villagers’ persistagon against the harsh winter and invading forces became a tale told for generations.

by BBluG February 9, 2026

Pershorder

A person who, upon being reminded of a prior request to procure an item—having entirely forgotten to do so—claims with confident falsehood that the order was already placed, often citing obscure delays or an exaggerated lead time. Subsequently, gripped by guilt or panic, the individual places the order belatedly in a clandestine effort to preserve the illusion of diligence.

E.g. "Despite never having contacted the supplier, Reginald, a masterful Pershorderer, assured Lady Cartwright the candelabras were en route from Vienna, then hastily ordered them that afternoon."

by On The Juice May 20, 2025

Pershorder

A person who, upon being reminded of a prior request to procure an item—having entirely forgotten to do so—claims with confident falsehood that the order was already placed, often citing obscure delays or an exaggerated lead time. Subsequently, gripped by guilt or panic, the individual places the order belatedly in a clandestine effort to preserve the illusion of diligence.

"Despite never having contacted the supplier, Reginald, a masterful Pershorder, assured Lady Cartwright the candelabras were en route from Vienna, then hastily ordered them that afternoon."

by On The Juice May 23, 2025

Persiphiterate

To send or transmit something completely through a tube-like entity; to make or cause an object travel through any passage shaped like that of a hollow cylinder, from the point of origin to the destination.

"The bank clerk persiphiterated the capsule-enclosed transaction documents through the pneumatic transport system from the service counter to the accounting department."

by Ekkert Nafn June 27, 2025

Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.

Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.

by Jray82 July 20, 2025

Persius

The embodiment of a meat vessel, will confidently give life advice while crying in the shower wearing nothing but one sock. Often seen wearing a swimming cap for reasons no one dares question, and proudly cultivating an undefined, luscious beard that whispers ancient secrets and screams "Persius" into the void. Prone to giving sage advice mid-breakdown, forming emotional bonds with USB cables and Imraan. He is a lovely man. Everyone needs a Persius.

There are days that you really need a Persius in your life, it becomes awesome by the minute, but disappears once you. uhm.. yea.

by big back shaun August 14, 2025